A blonde quickly went out to her mail box
A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.She did this...
View ArticleThere once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the...
View ArticleA sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck???!!!” He calmly told them, “I bought it today.” “With what...
View ArticleAn auditor was examining the balance sheet
An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands...
View ArticleA drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo’s...
View ArticleA man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The man groaned but...
View ArticleIn the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, “Gosh! If I go down threeinches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be...
View ArticleI’ve been chatting with a beautiful girl on the internet called Nadia
I’ve been chatting with a beautiful girl on the internet called Nadia lately and last week she told me to come and meet her in a secluded car park in North London for filthy, no-strings sex. When I got...
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I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted out,...
View ArticlePanda goes to a restarant
A panda goes to a restarant, and the waiter comes over and askes him what he would like to eat. The panda said “i would like to order everything on the menu” The wiater comes back a little later after...
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